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Twitter's Idea Of What A Black Hogwarts Would Be Like Is So Funny You'll Scream

"I pull up at the Hall VIP, broomstick on E, but Butterbeers on me."

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First Day out of Azkaban #BlackHogwarts

Twitter: @jimward3000

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The portraits in Hogwarts be like #BlackHogwarts

Twitter: @PUSHABRI

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When your mama sends you a howler : #BlackHogwarts

Twitter: @Habiba__Ogah

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Hello, I'm Professor Annalise Keating. This is Auror Law 101 or as I prefer to call it "How to Get Away With Magic"… https://t.co/P1u95QsOqu

Twitter: @Negreauxdamus

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Sorting durag: "you bougie, ignorant, and pettty....... SLYTHERIN" #BlackHogwarts Me:

Twitter: @JbooggyJosiah

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Watching Harry and nem get rewarded for breaking all kinds of rules/laws while ya boy serving 5 - 10 in Azkaban for… https://t.co/yuv49kurwU

Twitter: @BJynx

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Eye of rabbit, lets get tipsy , turn this water into Hennessy #BlackHogwarts

Twitter: @BrokenRev

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Me messing up in potions class #BlackHogwarts

Twitter: @stevetoosmoov

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Me: Can I go to Hogsmeade? Mom: You got Hogsmeade money? Me: #BlackHogwarts

Twitter: @gaymerchik

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Light muggle Dark muggle Faux muggle Real muggle Rich muggle Poor muggle House muggle Field muggle ...still mugg… https://t.co/xTUcAvnP6L

Twitter: @jimward3000

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Me when a regular Hogwarts man tries to speak to me knowing I only mess with Durmstrang men #BlackHogwarts

Twitter: @shaffiec

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When you on scholarship so you can't afford an owl #BlackHogwarts

Twitter: @miss_shrleen

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#BlackHogwarts when Professor Quirrel took the scarf off of his head and turned around...

Twitter: @Wulf_Bradley

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Welcome to Advanced Transfiguration, second years. #BlackHogwarts

Twitter: @fantasticboyage

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When Dementors waiting on the block for you #BlackHogwarts

Twitter: @nytbk

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We made sure Dumbledore went out in style #BlackHogwarts

Twitter: @SierraDenae_

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🗣I don't care WHAT they doin at Hogwarts. You MY child! #BlackHogwarts

Twitter: @CousinsWatchTV

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Biggie, Pac, Aaliyah, Left Eye & Bob Marley Are The Coolest Ghosts To Roam The Halls. Don't @ Me. #BlackHogwarts

Twitter: @_gyptianking

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Twitter: @bekazau

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The halftime shows at the quidditch matches be too lit #BlackHogwarts

Twitter: @ANSTYLEdotCOM

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My patronus is these hands #BlackHogwarts

Twitter: @KingAl3xandria

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How girls be showing up to the first day of class after being sorted into Gryffindor #BlackHogwarts

Twitter: @ANSTYLEdotCOM

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Twitter: @JazzyJnycFinest

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Look who was hiding in the chamber of secrets #BlackHogwarts

Twitter: @JazzyJnycFinest

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Rick Ross is definitely hagrid at #BlackHogwarts

Twitter: @lord_knows1914

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When you catch the homie having secret meetings with Lord Voldemort #BlackHogwarts

Twitter: @KRVNZ

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Twitter: @DreadzNFreckles

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Draco: Mudbloods shouldn't be here at Hogwarts. Hermione: #BlackHogwarts

Twitter: @generalsz21

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Yoooo imagine Swag Surfin in the Great Hall after Ravenclaw wins the House Cup! #BlackHogwarts

Twitter: @Bruce_Cares

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Me when Dolores Umbridge made me write those lines after class and my mama came up to the school to drag.… https://t.co/FV2NmQPn99

Twitter: @xMurderCWrote

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“Girl, I know the real reason they call her Moaning Myrtle” #BlackHogwarts

Twitter: @Jaypee_Toomuch

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Me after stealing potions for my DIY deep treatment masks from Professor Slughorn class #BlackHogwarts

Twitter: @go_gina_go_gina

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When professor Snape tries to skip over slavery in your history of Muggles class #BlackHogwarts

Twitter: @MrMarcus260

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When you find the real reason why the Forbidden Forest is off limits to students #BlackHogwarts

Twitter: @MochaLani

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Dueling classes looking alot like this...#BlackHogwarts

Twitter: @TChalla_Fett

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Fred and George Weasley #BlackHogwarts

Twitter: @Habiba__Ogah

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I pull up at the Hall VIP, broomstick on E, but Butterbeers on me #BlackHogwarts

Twitter: @pawpawwillis

J. K. Rowling, I hope you're seeing this, because these are pure cinematic gold!!

UPDATE: J.K. Rowling HAS seen the tweets and she LOVES them!!

Seeing them and loving them. #BlackHogwarts https://t.co/UZTVwmh7Uy

Twitter: @jk_rowling

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