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Here's Another Reason To Have Sexual Fantasies About Tom Hardy

Just marry me already!

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After the crash, the thieves allegedly ran off in separate directions. Neither had an escape worth bragging about though.

Eyewitness Arun Pullen recounted the story, detailing how Hardy went through his backyard to catch the bike thieves:

Tom must have been walking down the road. He went off like a shot in pursuit and looked furious. I asked Tom what happened and he told me he chased him through my back garden and caught him around the block — but the route was like an assault course.

While I'm happy he caught the thief, all I could think about is Hardy chasing me dramatically through the streets of London and then his large arms pulling me closer after I let him catch me.