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    Here's Another Reason To Have Sexual Fantasies About Tom Hardy

    Just marry me already!

    I honestly don't know what I did to deserve such a beautiful hunk of a man like Tom Hardy in my life, but I'm forever grateful.

    Granted, we've never spoken a day in my life and he has no idea I exist, but that's neither here nor there.

    When I heard the British stud managed to stop a suspected motorbike thief using just his amazing body, I nearly lost it!

    Here's what happened: The Mad Max star reportedly saw two teenagers trying to steal a motorbike on Sunday, and they crashed it into a car in Richmond, southwest London.

    After the crash, the thieves allegedly ran off in separate directions. Neither had an escape worth bragging about though.

    Hardy reportedly embarked on a high-speed chase (on foot) with one of the teens, ultimately grabbing him. The other thief was caught by the police.

    Eyewitness Arun Pullen recounted the story, detailing how Hardy went through his backyard to catch the bike thieves:

    Tom must have been walking down the road. He went off like a shot in pursuit and looked furious. I asked Tom what happened and he told me he chased him through my back garden and caught him around the block — but the route was like an assault course.

    Both suspects are currently in police custody.

    While I'm happy he caught the thief, all I could think about is Hardy chasing me dramatically through the streets of London and then his large arms pulling me closer after I let him catch me.

    Hey, a girl can dream, can't she?