1. When regular presents just won't do:
2. When you depend on it to get you out of sticky situations:
3. When you've tried every original topping out there, so you decide to come up with your own masterpiece:
4. When your only truth is that you really love pizza:
And when it arrives: "I dare you to touch one of my slices."
5. When you left all your fucks behind as soon as you took the first bite:
6. When you begin to miss your best friend as soon as it leaves:
7. When it's become one of the few ways you can relax:
8. When you didn't choose the pizza life, the pizza life chose you:
9. When you finally get the hang of meal prep:
10. When you're finally honest with yourself about how you really spent your college days:
