1. Okay let's start with the obvious, it's the armpit of America.
2. Which is why people are in a rush to move out of there.
3. I don't even understand how they got the nickname "The Garden State."
4. Plus their beaches are kind of gross. Hello, have you seen Jersey Shore?
5. And don't even get me started on the people, they're so rude.
6. And all they eat is Taylor Ham and pizza.
7. Where's the variety?
8. And speaking of people, who the heck even lives in NJ? I don't know any famous people that claim that state.
9. There's nothing to do there.
10. People from NJ probably just sit around mispronouncing "coffee" all day.
11. IDK...It just seems like that state lacks culture.
12. And trying to find a place to relax is impossible. It's always busy and they're surrounded by gas stations.
13. So, if you plan on visiting New Jersey...don't.
14. You'll be bored from sun up...
15. ...to sun down.
P.S. I'm a proud Jersey girl and love everything about my beautiful state.
