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    Nick Jonas Has A Conspiracy Theory About Athletes Who Attend Jonas Brothers Shows, And It's Freakishly On Point

    It's time to introduce you to the Jonas Blessing.

    Usually, Hollywood conspiracy theories come from fans, but this time, it's coming straight from the celebrity's mouth!

    On Wednesday, Nick Jonas took to Instagram to set the record straight about the strange connection between professional athletic wins and the Jonas Brothers, or what he calls the Jonas Blessing.

     Nick Jonas attends The Vanity Fair x Amazon Studios 2020 Awards Season Celebration

    "So, the Dodgers won the World Series last night, and yet, no one is talking about the very, very obvious theme here."

    "To fully understand this conspiracy, we have to back things up to Sept. 22, 2019. That is the day of the Jonas Brothers show in Kansas City, Missouri."

    Nick Jonas, Kevin Jonas and Joe Jonas of Jonas Brothers perform at Sprint Center

    "Ugh, you know who was at that show? Patrick Mahomes..."

    A photo of Patrick Mahomes with the Jonas Brothers

    "...cut to a few months later, Patrick Mahomes and the Kansas City Chiefs won Super Bowl 54."

    Patrick Mahomes #15 of the Kansas City Chiefs raises the Vince Lombardi Trophy

    Okay, I know what you guys are thinking: "That was obviously just a coincidence." Well, the former Disney Channel star had even more evidence to prove his point.

    Singer Nick Jonas attends the 2018 MTV Movie And TV Awards

    "Next up," Nick added. "Dec. 10, Arizona. Who was there, you might ask? Oh, Cody Bellinger."

    The Jonas Brothers photographed with Cody Bellinger

    "Cut to Oct. 27, the Dodgers win the World Series."

    The Los Angeles Dodgers celebrate after defeating the Tampa Bay Rays 3-1 in Game Six

    Okay, by now the pattern is starting to set in, but I'm still not 100% convinced. Luckily, he had one more event up his sleeve to solidify his argument.

    Nick Jonas talking about the "Jonas Blessing"

    "Last but not least, certainly not least, Lewis Hamilton. He attended the Jonas Brothers concert in Paris on Feb. 22."

    Photos of Lewis Hamilton with the Jonas Brothers

    "Just last week, he won his 92nd Grand Prix — the most of all time."

    Race winner Lewis Hamilton of Great Britain and Mercedes GP celebrates his record breaking 92nd race win

    "So, for all you athletes out here that want to win championships, Grand Prixs, and everything in between, listen up: The key to success is come to a Jonas Brothers show."

    Nick Jonas explaining the "Jonas Blessing" theory

    "It's basically the reverse of the Drake curse. Let's call it the Jonas Blessing."

    Nick Jonas explaining the "Jonas Blessing" theory

    "And just remember, it's not about how hard you practice, how naturally gifted you are, it's about the 'Year 3000,' 'When You Look Me in the Eyes,' 'S.O.S.,' and of course, 'Sucker.'"

    Nick Jonas explaining the "Jonas Blessing" theory

    Nick concluded, "Congrats to all you Jonas-loving athletes out there who are smart enough to come to a show. You deserve those championships!"

    Nick Jonas explaining the "Jonas Blessing" theory

    Now, Nick was clearly joking around, but still, he voiced his opinion, supplied us with receipts, and EVERY PIECE HIT! So, yeah, I'm a believer.

    You can watch his full video here — let us know if you believe the Jonas Blessing in the comments below!