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    21 Lactose Intolerant Jokes For Anyone Who Refuses To Acknowledge Their Dairy Problem

    Because I love cheese, but cheese doesn't love me.

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    one taught me love one taught me patience and one taught me pain

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    EVERY lactose intolerant person I know, lmao y’all never care about yourselves https://t.co/HwBKzgUiKW

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    How lactose intolerant people sneak to eat dairy, knowing their stomach is about to be fucked up

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    You: Someone who’s lactose intolerant:

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    lactose intolerant people when you tell them to stop eating dairy

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    Soy, almond, and coconut milk to me when I drink dairy despite being lactose intolerant

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    Every lactose intolerant bitch knows about the great “Stomach Murmur” which means a huge storm must be set free

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    The lactose intolerance emoji has arrived.

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    *At Jack in the Box* #LactoseProblems Me: "Yea, I wanna try that new Birthday Cake shake" My Stomach:

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    I mean I guess #LactoseIntolerantProblems

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