The new Charlie's Angels trailer dropped earlier today, and it looks amazing!!
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I expected to see a lot of explosions and action, but what I WASN'T ready for was the sexual awakening that occurred as soon as Kristen Stewart hit the screen.
So, after watching the trailer about 2,742 times, letting out a few inappropriate groans at my desk, and wiping the drool from my mouth, I decided to make this post so we can indulge in this proud pride moment together.
And it wasn't just her cute face that won me over; it was all the LEWKS she serving!
So here's a rundown of Kristen transforming into my official love language right before my eyes:
This lip and hair combo had me ready to risk it all.
So I sat back and asked myself, "What the heck is happening to my body during this three-minute trailer?"
Then I was like, "Duhhh, it's the Kristen Stewart effect. You've been through this before."
Can you blame me?
If these eyes aren't seducing you right now, then I don't know what will!
I SAID I DON'T KNOW WHAT WILL!!!
And this smokey eye went perfectly with the fire she was starting in my pants!!
Oh, you want to take me for a ride...on the back of your motorcycle?? YES, PLEASEEEE!!
I could barely keep up with all the style changes, but you better believe I was loving every second of it.
EV-ER-Y SECOND!
She gave us brunette bombshell...
...long hair, don't care...
...an exaggerated Dutch bowl cut in the front...
...and the horses in the back.
By the end, she was asking me questions, so I had to be 100% honest with her...
...whoops, I'm pregnant!
So, thank you, Charlie's Angels for giving me the content I deserve!
