On Thursday, John Boyega blessed my Twitter timeline with this photo of him eating Nigerian jollof.
To the untrained eye, this might look like your average picture, but no, no, no. This is prime thirst trapping at its best. A whole snack eating a snack, if you will.
I mean LOOK AT THESE PROPORTIONS!!
1. Here's what 15 of my fellow thirst-trapped comrades on Twitter had to say:
@JohnBoyega You getting mighty THICC John 👀
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that john boyega photo whooo lord
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@JohnBoyega I always try to hard not to thirst-tweet, but honestly, man: how dare you be this fine?
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@JohnBoyega
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@JohnBoyega which ones the meal??? 😫
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@JohnBoyega
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@JohnBoyega A R M S. That’s it😂 that’s all I have to contribute
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@JohnBoyega Okay! Swolly McSwolly-son.
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john boyega has the nicest arms strangle me mayhaps?
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john boyega and his dedication to getting thicc is saving my life
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@JohnBoyega
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Guys..... when did John Boyega get fine like this? Am I late?! https://t.co/XbPPKY6ZFN
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@JohnBoyega
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@JohnBoyega snap me in half please
15.
@JohnBoyega Oh, okay then, just go ahead and hit them with the braids and jollof combo. Ovaries are crying everywhere rn.
Still thirsty? Be sure to watch our video with John Boyega as he reads thirst tweets with Oscar Isaacs.
