How Much Annoying Shit Can You Handle Before You Blow?

Just wait it out, because you desperately have to pee.

Walk off and try to find  another bathroom.

Skip the lines altogether and find a safe place to pee outside.

Suck it up, because they're walking as fast as they can. 

Try to get in front of them when the opportunity presents itself.

Yell, "Move it or lose it grandpa!"

Wait, because you planned on wearing it to a party this weekend.

Hang up and call back, hoping that you'll get someone else.

Scream into the phone each time you're put on hold.

Attempt to suck on your spit, until the waiter arrives.

Take a large gulp from your friends glass, because you're thirsty.

Wave the waiter down until they arrive with your drink.

Blast music to make time go by faster, while you're cooking.

Start looking up ways to microwave some of the ingredients.

Give up and order a pizza instead.

Re-watch the last few episodes until they finish.

Text them every day to see if they're all caught up.

Threaten to reveal the ending if they don't hurry the fuck up.

Introduce him to the wonderful world of filters. 

Roll your eyes & exhale loudly so he knows you don't want to do it.

Convince him it's a sexting app, so you don't have to teach him.

Keep looking, because she'll cry if you don't find her.

Bribe her to come out with money.

Head to your friend's house across the street, because you're over it.

Slow down, because that's the law.

Decrease your speed a little, but still ride through it.

Hit the gas pedal, because there's no way you're risking a red light.

Nonchalantly pace the floor until you feel your phone vibrate.

Frantically call your friends to discuss hypothetical situations.

Let 15 seconds pass and then call them.