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sick college students going to school because we can't miss a class:
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Visual representation of what I do when I come from class 😭😂😂😂💀💀💀
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Freshman Orientation Leaders at 6:45 AM https://t.co/lBsjZprtPt
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HS teachers: college is NOT a joke a real college exam question i just had: “which doesn’t belong?” A. Ethos B. Pathos C. Logos D. Migos
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I would do everything so differently https://t.co/rYnDzgEhcD
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100 level course prof: Attendance is mandatory, no phones allowed, 12 hours of homework/week, also we have 5 exams and one is in 9 days 500 level course prof: I illegally downloaded the texbook, I'll send you the link. text me if you need anything. Do you guys wanna go kayaking?
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Students are taking their Physics Midterm exam today. I said no cell phones, not even for music since they could be used to cheat. This student brought in a record player and is bumping Kanye in his headphones right now...
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*Alarm goes off* Me: just sleep 10 more mins Me: how about 30 more mins Me: just skip the class Me: just drop out
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I turned in my paper to my professor last night and this morning I realized I forgot to change the title...hows your day going?
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me at 8am: i need to be at uni at 9 no i have time me at 8:58am:
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me dragging my last 2 brain cells to class cause we need this degree
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me in class taking a picture of notes on the board that i know i will never look at again
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today in class this guy I was sitting next to had a bag of carrots & the entire class he kept throwing them into his backpack. I asked him what he was doing & he was like "oh sorry do u want one? they're for Kent" and then just whips open his backpack to show his chinchilla Kent
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When you hear your friends arguing after the exam whether the answer was 14 or 14.5 but your answer was Bolivia https://t.co/h0LpyamKAm
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The plagiarism section of the syllabus is the same for every class, almost as if it was copied.....&.....pasted???
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“unfortunately class i’m feeling a bit under the weather and i will have to cancel....”
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high school seniors: omg I’m so excited for college, I’m gonna go out every day !!! actual college students:
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My first college test I got a 68 and actually cried in the classroom. Today I got a 52 on an exam and I took myself out for chicken tenders
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When you fall asleep in class for 2 minutes and then this happens:
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In class like, “ got 40 minutes left. That’s two 20 mins halves. Just gotta get through 10 mins, 4 times.”
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me studying for the test knowing all the material vs. me when I look at the first two questions on the test https://t.co/Sf6uH8YksM
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my brother is enjoying his freshman year of college so far
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This guy gave up on studying and has spent the last 15 minutes blowing bubbles in the library
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I am a: ⚪️ man ⚪️ woman 🔘 college student Looking for: ⚪️ men ⚪️ women 🔘 a parking spot
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i don’t like christmas and i’ve been gone for a week so my roommates wrapped... everything? that i own???
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me coming back to twitter after studying for 3 minuets
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When you're in the middle of an exam and the professor is explaining something to someone
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Sororities: no cussing, no alcohol, no boys past 2am Fraternities: lets put a waterslide on the roof
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meeting with your advisor to discuss classes for next semester https://t.co/QS8LWnJzEj
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i will college was free https://t.co/D8GEdqMhhD
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When I leave a guy’s apartment and his 9 roommates are in the living room
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"Fuck college", I say as I do all my homework and aim for A's "you know what I don't even care anymore", I say as I continue to work hard
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College student disrespectful af 😂 it could be 10 minutes left in class and the professor trying to say something important, one person starts zipping their backpack, then THE WHOLE CLASS start. I know professors be mad af hearing that early 😂😂👀
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why’d my roommate think he could hide something like this from me😔
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When you’re hungover af but hear your roommates talking about the night before in the living room
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Roommate has date coming by later and asked me to clean bc he's not home. So I made a Princess D shrine in his room
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when any of my professors goes 30 seconds over time
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Professor: so what did y’all think of the reading? Class:
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My professor after I took that hard ass final: HAPPY HOLIDAYS 😁😁😁 Me:
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how did i take 7 classes in high school everyday but can barely survive 2 a day in college 😩
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Sorority girls at a crowded frat party:
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teachers: the exam isn't that hard the exam: you walk in the kitchen with no legs and your cousin is boiling fruit loops. she's a virgin with 8 kids. how old is the neighbors dog?