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    My Childhood Has Officially Been Ruined After Reading Barbie's "Dark Secrets" On Twitter

    What did I just read?!?

    There's a new hashtag buzzing on Twitter and it involves one of the most iconic toys in history: Barbie. People are making up "bad secrets" she might've been hiding behind her perfect persona.

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    Here are some of the wildest and funniest responses to the hashtag:

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    Her mom paid $500k and photoshopped her on the rowing team to get her in to USC #BarbiesDarkSecrets

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    Ken is her gay best friend. #BarbiesDarkSecrets

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    #BarbiesDarkSecrets ...she failed all of her court ordered anger management classes

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    She got a restraining order against Woody on the set of Toy Story #BarbiesDarkSecrets

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    She rides Ken but not in the Malibu convertible. #BarbiesDarkSecrets

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    Likes to roleplay apparently. #BarbiesDarkSecrets

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    #BarbiesDarkSecrets On Instagram On Twitter filtered af keeping it real

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    #BarbiesDarkSecrets There was that weekend in Vegas.

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    She doesn’t have periods, she has commas, #BarbiesDarkSecrets

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    She really regretted having kids! #BarbiesDarkSecrets

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    She keeps her victims in the closet for spare parts #BarbiesDarkSecrets

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    #BarbiesDarkSecrets she has been arrested more than once...

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    She is actually a drag queen. #BarbiesDarkSecrets

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    #BarbiesDarkSecrets She’s cold hearted doll

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    She heard....Come on Barbie. Let's go party too many times. #BarbiesDarkSecrets

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    Barbie in the streets, Bratz in the sheets #BarbiesDarkSecrets

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    Partying when the Shelf Elf is around. #BarbiesDarkSecrets

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