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When I leave a guy’s apartment and his 9 roommates are in the living room
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My friends who been in a relationship for years telling me I’ll find someone soon Me :
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When I catch my friends bumping the same song they told me was “trash”
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No one: Women swallowing their pride to admit they were wrong:
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me seeing that Four Loko now has hard seltzer with FOURTEEN PERCENT alcohol
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me after finding out liam hemsworth is single now
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I'm single because God has someone special for me God:
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11 year old me putting viruses on the computer to win the free iphone 4s https://t.co/9s4Vzwz32C
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When you’re finally old enough to listen in on the family gossip and everything starts to make sense https://t.co/kHYz1wyaVJ
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When you’re walking past the aisles at Walmart and finally see your mom
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Then hanging up when she starts her bullshit https://t.co/dIZam7G24T
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Facebook never fails to make my day. “ put him back? Why? I’m trynna talk about fish “ 😂😂😂
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“you really think sleeping will help you avoid ur problems?” me: https://t.co/LozcXPe5pC
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Sound on ; if you need to smile
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Me watching my momma cry on move in day after she’s been saying how bad she wants me gone:
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Adam: This shit fire, which fruit is this? Eve: The Forbidden fruit Adam:
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My oldest (your friend🙄) asked me what was wrong with my titties and I told her they were tired from breastfeeding her and her sister and she told me “That was years ago.. they still that exhausted?” She’s up for adoption. https://t.co/F7JS09qyrJ
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This cannot be real... sound up all the way LMFAOOOO
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me when i see someone from highschool in public
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me at 6:30pm: i’m soooo tired, i’m going home and going to sleep me at midnight: