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    If You're Having A Bad Day, Here's 31 Tweets That Are Bound To Make You Laugh

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    Not a soul: Younger me showing off for my crush:

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    friend: “let’s get something to eat” me: “I’m broke” friend: “it’s on me” me:

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    tired of seeing everyone’s boyfriend taking them on paint and picnic dates so my dog took me on one instead

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    my friends: you’re not ugly, stop saying that me:

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    My boo : I’m outside , come on Me :

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    nobody: my fitbit when i’m jacking off at 3 am:

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    good morning to everyone except grandpa joe who sat in bed for 20 years and allowed his family to wallow in poverty but hopped up like a mf to go to a candy factory

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    When you parents criticize you for traits you inherited from them

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    me having a meeting with myself to get my life together https://t.co/Jh1hPMVQe9

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    When someone who’s attractive randomIy finds you attractive too

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    this is the kind of energy i want when i tell babygirl “ily”

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    my little brother just sent me this to tell me how dumb i look making boomerangs on instagram and i —

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    i stole my boyfriends phone one night and as i was reading his texts i heard him say "when you're done make sure you cry from outside I want to sleep" 😭😭😭

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    when you got 3 hours of sleep but you need money:

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    Nobody: My period, the morning I have somewhere important to be:

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    therapist: and what do we do when we’re sad? me: add to cart? therapist: no.

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    She is vogueing DOWN https://t.co/hnWVwCNLVX

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    When I’m on Facetime playing the game and she be like “I’m finna hang up” Me:

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    when you have to take care of your drunk friend

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    Me: Omg I feel so confident and not worried about anyth- My anxiety:

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    me during morning shift: aye who the FUCK closed last night me closing at night: this looks like a problem for the opener

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    “added you by phone number” https://t.co/HW13KrmAXy

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    me staring at a menu knowing imma get the same thing i always do https://t.co/a1mDckt0Il

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    sex is cool and all but u ever like someone so much u refuse to let the convo die?? be like “u like clouds?”

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    Orientation: Me: *Calling My Mom* Do I Put 1 or 0 On My W4 Form?

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    The can of Chef Boyardee ravioli following me home after my mom said I couldn’t have it

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    I haven’t had sex in so long I forgot how to moan, what if I fuck up and bark?!

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    Why I thought this baby had a mean ass grip 😂 https://t.co/DS2xhizXY0

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    “don’t hype the dog up” me: https://t.co/6eOd1M7TQ2

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    your girl coming over to see what you’re doing so she can annoy you and try to get some attention