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The morning after the party ๐๐๐ #dogs #cutedog #doglove #smartdog #funnydog
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Adult life is constantly saying to your friends letโs do something soon and suddenly 6 months have gone by
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i just need people to understand that before cell phones we had to call landlines and your friend's parents would answer and YOU HAD TO TALK TO THEIR PARENTS until your friend came to the phone
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animals are so crazy because why is your mom only 1 year older than you
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me when i realize it was me who didn't text back
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workers in europe: i will be taking the summer off because i need a little suntan workers in america: i will be using one of my 3 paid vacation days to undergo open heart surgery
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i will never be funnier than our preschool naming its turtle:
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I still cannot believe Pete Davidson was engaged to Ariana Grande, and now is dating Kim Kardashian in the same lifetime.
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Asked my dad and uncle why they werenโt chatting and my uncle goes โweโre done chatting for todayโ and my dad nods and they continue watching tv in silence
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I can smell this car and I know yโall can too
11.
Waking up with a traditional Italian coffee
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ahh sorry iโd love to but i already have plans
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just found out my ottoman is destroyed because this man decided to turn it into a hammock
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I called my job from jail to tell them why i couldnโt make it. They freaking bailed me out and made me come to work!๐ญ
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We rushed our dog to the emergency 24 hour vet after a day at the beach because she was acting skittish about her tail (was it broken?!) One 2am x-ray later and the vet says she has โhappy tail syndrome,โ meaning she wagged it so hard on her beach day that it was sore. https://t.co/l6ira6hw21
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There are two types of dogs.. ๐
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That's definitely something a haunted chair would say..
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Netflix subtitles be like [Speaking Spanish] BRO๐ญ translate it ?!?
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Did you cook this with sunlight? https://t.co/GydfIHU4Ox
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I recently learned that my husband only opens instagram once every 4-6 weeks to check our local ice cream parlor's flavor of the month......it is just....an ice cream flavor checker for him....amazing
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talking to yourself is fun till u get caught ๐ญ
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My wife bought this arty mirror and Iโm just wondering if anyone else is thinking what Iโm thinking.
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What a stage 11 clinger looks like
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do u think my therapist is ever like man i hope it is a gossip day today and not a trauma day
25.
another day without using y=mx+b
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Me asking everyone how they like their burger before I cook them all exactly the same
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Just gonna sit in this here corner as softly and quietly as I can...๐๐ผ๐ถ