Welcome back to another weekly roundup of funny and heartwarming tweets. Whether you're in need of a smile or just looking to pass the time, these great tweets are for you:
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comedy will never again reach these heights
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When I call people back and they don’t answer
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“just hold on I’m coming home”
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This the photo the media gone use after he eat two people on a jet skit https://t.co/MPYZUV3L2Z
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Told my dad I couldn’t get him anything for Father’s Day but come by the house and get a card lol
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How tf Bubbles holding these chopsticks
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Ate Everybody UP
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I still think about this.
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Look how she ATE that 🔥🥳🙌🏾😭
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i have to call you back my financial advisor just got here
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went on a date with a guy years ago and told him i might have narcolepsy to which he look at me weirdly, changed the subject and he never called me back - years later he asked if i still fancied dead people and it turns out he thought i meant necrophilia
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meetings should have a button you can secretly press and if everyone presses the button the meeting suddenly ends
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So unfair that noon is the only time that gets a nickname. Gonna start calling 4pm Bonky
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another beautiful day without using sin cos or tan
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As an actor it’s always tough to watch shows you auditioned for and didn’t get, but kudos to David for landing this one
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i didn’t know f1 had subtitles
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can't wait for school plays again so we can get more moments like when my friend played Peter Pan
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Drunk me Vs. High me
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Me in the shower for a hour thinking about life
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8 year old me Tryna figure out how they got a car in the middle of the mall
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nobody: Pg.16 of our high school history textbook:
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Talking to yourself is fun and all, until you get caught 😭😭😂
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Spam callers, I’m tired of’em. Let’s have some fun 🙃