This year is already off to a rocky start, so here are some tweets to bring a little joy to your week:
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The clock soon as you get off on Friday. https://t.co/1VmQqX031f
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the next time everyone’s about to make a lot of money super easily could someone shoot me a text
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Y’all explaining stocks to me: All I hear: “IF JACK GOT 4 APPLESSSSS”🗣
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nobody: the english department:
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Mission impoochable ... Will he be successful❓ ... What do you think ...❓
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showing up to open houses for homes i can’t afford
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every morning when i look in the fridge and see ingredients instead of meals
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Date night with my colleague 😌
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Me wearing heels outside for the first time in over a year when the world opens back up https://t.co/fOYcqdpFZy
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me looking at old videos of me having fun
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Yup this is the one.
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cannibalism
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My mental health surviving a really tough day but then my keys drop when I try to unlock my front door https://t.co/YZnC7t6CCw
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❄️🐼 Slides, somersaults and pure panda joy. Happy snow day from giant pandas Mei Xiang and Tian Tian! 🌨🐾 . . . #SnowDay #PandaStory
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me trying not to reveal the gift that I was going to give someone in advance
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I can’t stop laughing at this. At least he’s a confident child 😂😂😂
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manifesting a 3 bedroom/3 bathroom apartment for $7 a month
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i am sobbing 😭
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“Money can’t buy happiness” Me with money:
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Food gives you energy Me after eating:
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me: I’ll take a short nap also me after 4 hours:
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“When the pandemic ends” The Pandemic:
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Me: doesn’t own a car My voicemail: we are trying to reach you about your vehicle’s warranty
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them 3am waters be hittin just like this
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anyone else stuck in this cycle 😭😭😂
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Me swallowing Vs Me overthinking, when I have large chunks of a small pill to swallow Food all day
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When you scream out the lyrics of a song but it hasn’t gotten to that part yet.
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me waiting for someone to shoot their shot after liking one of their photos
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Everyday..
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when you try pulling the hotel blanket from where it’s tucked