This year is already off to a rocky start, so here are some tweets to bring a little joy to your week:
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Companies: You'll be getting your full bonus of $5K *direct deposit hits*: $2000
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Getting ready for another zoom
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Ted Cruz packing his bags after being in Cancun for like an hour and a half
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Any time a friend recommends their therapist it’s like... I’ve seen their work. Not for me.
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I Pranked my mom into thinking I got hired to be a ZOOM FITNESS TEACHER AND I TOLD HER SHE CAN JOIN MY CLASS TONIGHT OMG 😭😭😭😂 She was HOTTT! #Prank
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Vicious pitt taken down
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oh the gap on my resume? i can totally explain. i was hanging out
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Happy Valentine’s Day ✨
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when the wrong song comes on
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Y’all wild 😂
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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North West’s Art at Age 7 vs My Art at Age 7:
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LMFAOOOO
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*me rereading my own tweet every time someone likes it*
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My crocs every time they hear me getting ready
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what my pizza rolls see from inside the microwave
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Humans really are like “god loves me most I’m his chosen creation” while tortoises can easily live up to 150 years old and have in built armor
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I’m so confused right now. 😳😬🤯
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My paranoid ass checking I’m still muted :
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deleted my dating apps. just gonna try shaking my ass at barnes & noble to find my soulmate
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“why don’t you have your camera on?” me:
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i can’t explain it but this is how i feel
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every day I wake up and begin the 16 hour process of getting ready for bed
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answering the door for delivery
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Them: “I hope this email finds you well” Me, being found by this email:
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when someone messages me a minute after i login to work