Welcome back to another weekly roundup of funny and heartwarming tweets. Whether you're in need of a smile or just looking to pass the time, these great tweets are for you:
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Bro i hate when babies start acting brand new like mf it’s me, i just saw you last week and we were best friends don’t do this to me
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Crying
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“Oh cool” -me hearing what people do for their job no matter what it is
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NYC LANDLORDS: It’s not that bad in the apartment. THE NOT THAT BAD APARTMENT:
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When my friends are trying to teach me the rules of a card game and I physically cannot listen.
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Me watching you in the Google Doc
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in england, they don't say i'll kick your ass, they say i'll see you on the
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Angel: I know it’s late in the design process but, birds, we really want them flying headfirst everywhere? God: Yes Angel: Just, seems dangerous God: Fine, give them a helmet Angel: OK, for the head… God: Just the lips Angel: Just… God: Make the lips out of helmet
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bananas just be in the smoothie whoopin everybody else ass
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I am fascinated & slightly appalled by how much I want to do this when I know better
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Me showing up to something I said I wasn’t going to show up to—
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A haunted house but for awkward interactions. Someone pops out at you and you're like "nice to meet you" and they're like "haha actually we've already met"
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Bruh training to be a motorcycle https://t.co/9P17oCNpGj
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“what was i about to google”
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@Nicole_Cliffe My best friend and I wanted to go to a Blink 182 concert in high school but couldn't afford tickets, so we told everyone in our extremely Baptist Oklahoma town that God called us to spread the gospel at an evil secular concert but we needed donations to get in. We turned a profit
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I could watch this all day 😀😀
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“I was born in 2007” sounds so fake bro nobody is born that late
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i too would also be standing in a stunned silence if i saw a wild boar steal a bag from international pop superstar shakira https://t.co/OXSAyg3TKI
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Me after someone buys the house I had saved on Zillow, that I was gonna buy in 10 years.
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I love saying "absolutely not". Saying "no" just isn't dramatic enough for me 🤣🤣🤣
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mariah carey from november 1st to january 1st
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Please let my husband be Faf 😭 like I cannot have a boring life
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me on a 10 minute zoom break
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Them: it ain’t that funny Me: