If Today Isn't Going So Well, Here Are 37 Tweets To Get Your Mind Off Of It

    Enjoy!

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    When I get on the AUX and nobody fucking with my music but me

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    Me preparimg for plans I didn’t cancel on time

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    This dude dressed up as Forrest Gump for a Halloween baseball game and definitely didn’t disappoint 😂😂

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    Me, writing an email: I'm using an exclamation point so you know I'm friendly and excited! But now I'm using a period so that you know I'm not crazy. Here's another sentence with a period as a buffer, proving my normalness. Thanks so much!

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    Me rushing back from the bathroom at 3 am so I dont lose any tiredness

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    when you’re listening to one of your favorite songs but it has bad memories attached to it but it’s a good song https://t.co/hDhevnColn

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    Me omw to annoy my mom when I’m bored

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    When the customer puts the money on the counter, instead of in my hand

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    when you and your ex said you were gonna get married and now you’ve both blocked eachother on everything

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    When you’re using Apple Maps and realize you’ve been walking the wrong direction for two blocks

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    psychologists dont want you to know this video is the cure for depression

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    “you take forever to get ready, hurry up” me:

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    When I’m drunk the price of food DOES NOT MATTER . 4 wings for $100 ? Let me get 12 😭

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    By the time you pay a bill the new one is already printed 😩

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    This is how dads be watching their kids

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    Listen to the children. They’re the purest creatures on Earth.

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    This video of this boy reporting his mom to his dad for not kissing him before she left for work is the best thing on the Internet 😍😂

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    MEN TALKING TO FEMALE COWORKER BEFORE METOO: "You look so pretty." MEN TALKING TO FEMALE COWORKER AFTER METOO: "You look so pretty... bUt i GueSs i'M nOt aLLoWeD tO sAy tHaT anYmOrE hAha!"

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    Coworker: omg we should hang out sometime after work My lying ass: 🙄

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    The wife thought she had won until he brought the others out 😂😂😂😂

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    Unsaved number : I miss you , how have you been? 😊 Me: who’s this ? Unsaved number: Really? Me:

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    Me knowing I’m not getting drafted in this years cuffing season

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    Women: *plans something* Their periods showing up the next day:

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    wtf bro he was literally just vibing... https://t.co/HkT4kuLIsa

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    Gunner wants to play with buddie but I don’t think he realizes how much bigger he is than him🥺🥺💕

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    Shaving your legs, underarms, and coochie in 1 shower session is a sport ! https://t.co/qv7ruxtAzt

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    My dad sent me this video of his dogs and I cannot stop laughing

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    watch this, you’re not gonna regret it 😭

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    When your phone falls and the screen didn't break. https://t.co/VsqTj06x2p

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    Nobody : Me the night before field day in elementary school :