Buzz·Posted on Oct 30, 2019If Today Isn't Going So Well, Here Are 37 Tweets To Get Your Mind Off Of ItEnjoy!by Morgan MurrellBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. michelle @passwavee i am MELTING 04:21 AM - 25 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Action Hank @MicDeWayne When I get on the AUX and nobody fucking with my music but me 10:05 PM - 23 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. 🥇🏆 She Won Best squat video whoever she is 🥇🏆 @PhyliciaAmanda After doing squats in the gym 09:46 PM - 24 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Jeffery @Phriano_ Me preparimg for plans I didn’t cancel on time 09:31 PM - 23 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Kent Murphy @ReaIKentMurphy This dude dressed up as Forrest Gump for a Halloween baseball game and definitely didn’t disappoint 😂😂 04:14 AM - 24 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Dr. Phil @DrPhil Sksksksk? 🤷♂️ 09:41 PM - 23 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Grace Segers @Grace_Segers Me, writing an email: I'm using an exclamation point so you know I'm friendly and excited! But now I'm using a period so that you know I'm not crazy. Here's another sentence with a period as a buffer, proving my normalness. Thanks so much! 06:00 PM - 24 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Lance 🇱🇨 @Kinglrg_ Me rushing back from the bathroom at 3 am so I dont lose any tiredness 06:17 PM - 24 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. omar @ArabMulas when you’re listening to one of your favorite songs but it has bad memories attached to it but it’s a good song https://t.co/hDhevnColn 12:23 AM - 24 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Cute Black Babies @Lilblackbabies Cutie boy😍 Instagram: darrinanderson_ 01:47 AM - 24 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Mahahaha @queenmxha Me omw to annoy my mom when I’m bored 04:14 PM - 22 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. 𝕱𝖆𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖘𝖙𝖞𝖑𝖎𝖘𝖙 @styledbyrati When the customer puts the money on the counter, instead of in my hand 08:18 PM - 23 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. kenna @katiefanacct when you and your ex said you were gonna get married and now you’ve both blocked eachother on everything 04:22 PM - 23 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. B. @Bridgianity When you’re using Apple Maps and realize you’ve been walking the wrong direction for two blocks 01:17 AM - 23 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. rat mic 𖤐 @sliccmic psychologists dont want you to know this video is the cure for depression 08:35 PM - 23 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. cap moon 🌙 @ariesmamaa “you take forever to get ready, hurry up” me: 06:20 PM - 22 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Justin Marcus ✨ @Jaylindoo When I’m drunk the price of food DOES NOT MATTER . 4 wings for $100 ? Let me get 12 😭 05:14 AM - 23 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Blade Pinderhughes @RegalCourtier7 By the time you pay a bill the new one is already printed 😩 12:18 PM - 22 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Barktisté @TheJ_Miles This is how dads be watching their kids 04:03 AM - 23 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Mereoleona Vermillion @XanBeans Listen to the children. They’re the purest creatures on Earth. 02:55 AM - 23 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Bello Kevy 🏳️🌈 @Bello_Kevy This is gold. I’m here for this challenge 06:34 PM - 22 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. AJ | Adonai @mrmanhere_ This video of this boy reporting his mom to his dad for not kissing him before she left for work is the best thing on the Internet 😍😂 06:30 PM - 22 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Jesse McLaren @McJesse MEN TALKING TO FEMALE COWORKER BEFORE METOO: "You look so pretty." MEN TALKING TO FEMALE COWORKER AFTER METOO: "You look so pretty... bUt i GueSs i'M nOt aLLoWeD tO sAy tHaT anYmOrE hAha!" 09:17 PM - 21 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Spookiana 🧡🖤🧡 @x_Loves2Dance Coworker: omg we should hang out sometime after work My lying ass: 🙄 12:50 AM - 21 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. MR AHMED🇳🇬 @UncleMohamz The wife thought she had won until he brought the others out 😂😂😂😂 07:18 AM - 21 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. SEAANBROOKS @SeaanBrooks Unsaved number : I miss you , how have you been? 😊 Me: who’s this ? Unsaved number: Really? Me: 03:21 AM - 20 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. ⚯͛ @burytherose Me knowing I’m not getting drafted in this years cuffing season 05:20 PM - 20 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. pooh 🍯 @honeychasing_ Women: *plans something* Their periods showing up the next day: 11:02 PM - 19 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. DROP 808 ROCK @lilaaron911 wtf bro he was literally just vibing... https://t.co/HkT4kuLIsa 03:37 AM - 20 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 30. Boo!Bitch!🦇🕸 @gilbertpena7 Gunner wants to play with buddie but I don’t think he realizes how much bigger he is than him🥺🥺💕 07:54 PM - 19 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 31. Alexandra Morrison @alex_v_morrison Incase anyone was having a bad day :) 07:27 PM - 19 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 32. Charmaine 💫 @suave931 Shaving your legs, underarms, and coochie in 1 shower session is a sport ! https://t.co/qv7ruxtAzt 02:13 AM - 20 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 33. 𝖉𝖊𝖆𝖉 𝖇𝖔y𝖋𝖗𝖎𝖊𝖓d @brendonisdead me laughing while wearing a face mask: 05:41 PM - 19 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 34. lil @heylillie My dad sent me this video of his dogs and I cannot stop laughing 07:30 PM - 18 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 35. jarrett @jarrettstodg watch this, you’re not gonna regret it 😭 07:00 PM - 18 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 36. 𝚆𝚑𝚢 𝚜𝚘 𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜 @Alamiinaliyu_ When your phone falls and the screen didn't break. https://t.co/VsqTj06x2p 10:38 PM - 19 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 37. john @Dat_dudejw Nobody : Me the night before field day in elementary school : 08:48 PM - 17 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite