1.
me arriving in heaven after everyone thought i was going to hell https://t.co/xtYM3pOEhv
2.
When the teacher says “find a partner” and you dont fw anyone in the room
3.
Watching kids in their late teens tweet about how they’re going to have their life together by 25
4.
You make honey bunches of oats? https://t.co/ciQdb0voSG
5.
open for a surprise
It's a stuffed animal, btw.
6.
Crossing MASSIVE things off your to-do list that have haunted you for weeks and really weren't that bad to begin with but your anxiety is a messy heaux.
7.
no one: euphoria’s makeup artists:
8.
I had the spicy chicken sandwich from Popeyes for dinner last night and let me tell y’all...
9.
me: i'm just gonna take it slow i'm not gonna fall for someone like that again also me:
10.
I was feeling really bad today but I must have done something right.
11.
when you’re about to Ieave your room but you hear guests over at your house
12.
me at the function pretending i know all of the words to “dreams and nightmares”
13.
Interviewer: Do you have any sales experience? me: https://t.co/p2z1EG0sO4
14.
ok... the bitch can fight https://t.co/oF0XsYkBta
15.
Me trying to stay sleepy on my way to the bathroom at 4 am
16.
me coming home to the mess i made when i was getting ready
17.
Me cooking pasta for one
18.
This how them jellyfish was in sponge bob house
19.
me ignoring my dms/messages after posting a fire picture
20.
me when i get the rainbow star on Mario Kart
21.
Me sleeping after I’ve completely forgotten to send the “made it home safe” text https://t.co/gabdKQxi3l
22.
My books I still haven’t read yet looking at my newest book
23.
Superman: *flies off* Wonder Woman: *flies off* Flash: *already there* Batman in his bat mobile:
24.
This is what everyone looks like at the end of a video when they’re stopping the video:
25.
me 5 years ago: the Internet isn’t your diary sweetie (: me now: what’s up twitter today I cried in a mcdonald’s bathroom
26.
her: don’t push my buttons, I’m not in the mood me:
27.
me after texting "i'll see" to their plans