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The One Thing You Never Noticed About "Tarzan"

Two worlds, one family, and one big question.

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Disney's Tarzan is the classic feral boy meets defiant girl story.

Things get intense real quick.

But there's something missing, and it's very strange.

And it's something that's never explained.

UM, WHERE IS TARZAN'S BEARD!?

Tarzan doesn't live in a freaky, beardless parallel world.

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Other characters have facial hair.

Look at the villainy in those follicles.
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Look at the villainy in those follicles.

Tarzan finds Clayton’s pencil-thin moustache peculiar.

Tarzan’s dad has an envious sideburns-to-moustache join-up going on.

So it’s definitely not some hereditary thing.

Ooft, that chin though.
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Ooft, that chin though.

Not one scrap of hair graces Tarzan's angular jawline.

He's been in the wilderness for some time.

Maybe Tarzan buffs his beard off on a rock.

Maybe he plucks each strand out to maintain a youthful aura.

There is quite probably an Animated Beard Specialist working at Disney.

Perhaps they were ill when Tarzan was being made.
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Perhaps they were ill when Tarzan was being made.

This does make you wonder what the situation is under that loincloth.

WE DEMAND ANSWERS, DISNEY.
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WE DEMAND ANSWERS, DISNEY.