27 Times Amazon Packaging Needed To Chill The Fuck Out

Getting your package from A to Z ~real~ safely.

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2. If this game had been damaged in transit, it would have been a crime against humanity.

Seems like an unnecessary amount of packaging... #Amazon #waste #amazonpackaging

4. These running socks would surely have been slightly dented.

@AmazonHelp Sure am glad 3 pair of running socks came in large box w/ 7ft of air packaging. #AmazonPackaging

5. Had they not been fully secured, these hair ties would have pinged off in every direction.

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6. How would you knit your nan's Christmas jumper with broken knitting needles?

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7. How would you print out 60 photos of your cat with damaged printer cartridges?

#AmazonPackaging just sent 3 small printer cartridges in a box the size of my torso. #really?

8. How would you slow-cook your food unless your slow cooker was transported in matryoshka cardboard?

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10. That long-lasting power would be pointless without reams and reams of paper to soften its journey to your door.

Thanks for the massive box @AmazonUK. Any particular reason an envelope wasn't deemed suitable? #amazonpackaging

12. Imagine a world with a broken Kindle charger.

I think Amazon might need to re-think it's packaging… #Excessive

13. Or a snapped ruler.

Hey @AmazonUK thanks for delivering my ruler in such an utterly ridiculously large box #amazonpackaging

14. Or a leaking military pen, its ink bleeding out while you stand helpless and distraught.

.@amazon @amazonhelp I think this packaging was a bit excessive for a pen and a camera battery.

16. "We can't let this happen."

Thanks for the calendar Amazon. I think the packaging was a bit excessive this time!

17. "We, a giant of the consumer industry, refuse to allow our customers to receive damaged goods."

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18. "We have endless packaging paper..."

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19. "...and bottomless reserves of air cushions..."

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20. "...and so many absurdly oversized boxes."

All this for 5oz bottle? Addicted to @amazon but time to reign in the excessive packaging. #lesspackaging #oneplanet

21. "We will encase these precious items against potential damage."

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23. "And blow a safety bubble around even the sturdiest."

The packaging for this tiny little keychain might have been a bit excessive @amazon

27. "And we're gonna need a bigger box."

Thank you, Amazon for so lovingly protecting the device that will so lovingly protect my phone! #AmazonPackaging