Looks like the Shelf Elves got into the sex toy bucket again.
I'd go to Virginia more often if it was just boobs and not bananas and blistering heat.
The joy of parenting whittled down to 10 easy-to-understand steps.
Back in the day, when science was science and science kits could actually KILL YOU.
You know those happy peppy "this is what we did aren't we awesome" holiday letters people send out near Christmas? Yeah..this AIN'T one of them.
What if they made holiday cards for divorced people?
A dad asks his daughter to tape him fighting, and ends up with unexpected results.
Need to spruce up your Halloween decor? Try the new Phobe Light (now with even MORE phobia goodness)
Spanglish translation sold separately.
A note to an inner-city school teacher as read by the HULK.
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