1. The human body now has the capability to utilize hashtags.
2. FOR REALZ, FOO.
3. No Joke!
4. If you are going to get a YOLO tattoo, it might as well be with penises.
5. Celebrities are getting them too.
6. Nice and berrrg.
7. If you aren’t going to get dicks with your YOLO tattoo, then it might as well be a face tat.
8. Matching preferred.
9. You you are living once, it should be with a friend…
10. YOLO, so get knocked up, real young!
11. AND USE RODEO FONTS!
12. MAKE SURE IT’S AS LARGE AS POSSIBLE…because yolo!
13. Nastify it.
14. …as much as you can.
15. Highlight the butt-acne…hey YOLO!
16. So…if it’s not dicks, or a face YOLO tat, then it might as well be misspelled, right?
17. See rule #7
18. If anyone asks you why the hell you got a YOLO tat, just act confused about it.
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