1. When you still have a month left of summer and they insist on sending you e-mails. Weerapatkiatdumrong / Getty Images 2. When they want you to reenact the middle ages. Ipggutenbergukltd / Getty Images You mean I have to print it on real paper then walk to your office to turn it? You know about the internet right? 3. When they call on you and you didn't raise your hand. Wavebreakmedia Ltd / Getty Images I know you know that I don't know the answer! 4. When they tell you footnotes aren't a part of your page count. thinkstockphotos.com I think you misspoke, sir. 5. When they are sly little fuckers. Vadimguzhva / Getty Images 6. When they are confused as to why no one shows up to their office hours. Zurijeta / Getty Images 7. When they try to take away your most useful source. Zurijeta / Getty Images I think it's cute that you think I'm not going to use it anyway. 8. When the utter these four words: Hemera Technologies / jupiterimages.com / Getty Images Bye Felicia. 9. When they don't believe in excused absences. Wavebreakmedia Ltd / Getty Images Hangovers and "I just don't feel like it" are totally legitimate excuses. 10. When they think time is a fluid concept. Wavebreakmedia Ltd / Getty Images I skipped getting a breakfast sandwich to be here on time, OK? Have some respect. 11. When their minimal power turns into a dictatorship. Moodboard / Getty Images "So if it has a screen, beeps, or is otherwise more entertaining than my lecture it better not be turned on." 12. When they misinterpret spring break as a study break. Kzenon / Getty Images I'll study for this math test by counting all the margaritas I'll be drinking at the swim-up bar. 13. When they spout low-stakes lies. Monkeybusinessimages / Getty Images Not that you'd actually do it early, you just want them to respect the idea of you being organized. 14. When they butt into your weekends. Alexander Raths / Getty Images Weekends are reserved for no pants and movies in bed. Why is that so hard to understand? 15. When finals roll around and this is their idea of a study guide/review session: Wavebreakmedia Ltd / Getty Images Cool. Not like I have any other classes to prepare for. 16. When you actually did the assignment and they don't even care. Ipggutenbergukltd / Getty Images You're joking, right? 17. When they get reeeaaal nice before handing out student-teacher evaluation forms. Wavebreakmedia Ltd / Getty Images Bullshit, Madame! You've hated me since the day I failed that irregular verb quiz.