1. “How I met your Aunt Robin and totally used your mother as bait to get with her in the end”
2. “How I got out of the friend zone in twenty years”
3. “Can I ask out your Aunt Robin?”
5. “How I Met Your Mother—wait for it—she died and now I want to bang your Aunt Robin…again!”
6. “How Your Mother Died”
7. “How I Met Your Mother or How To Undo 9 Seasons of Character Development in Under One Hour”
8. “How I met your stepmother”
9. “How I Made You Mad. How I Messed with Your Mind. How I Broke Your Heart”
10. “How I used your mother to get the children aunt Robin couldn’t have”
11. “How I Went Back To Your Aunt Robin 20 Times”
12. “How I Met the Love of my Life and Couldn’t Get Her to Sleep with Me Until She Was 45, Alone and Desperate”
13. “How I Met Your Mother But Was In Love With Your Aunt Robin The Whole Time”
14. “How I Met Your Mother and then she died and then I got with my friend’s ex-wife because my kids told me to”
15. “How I Hung Out With Your Mom Until I Could Bang My Ex Again”
16. “HOW I MET MY SOULMATE, SHE DIED, AND I MARRIED YOUR USELESS AUNT”
17. “How I (Slept with a Bunch of Random Women Before I) Met Your (Dead) Mother (And Decided To Sleep With Your Aunt In The End)”
18. “How I Wore Down the Woman I Was Obsessed With Until She Finally Pity-Married Me”
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