"How I met your Aunt Robin and totally used your mother as bait to get with her in the end"
"How I got out of the friend zone in twenty years"
"Can I ask out your Aunt Robin?”
"How I Met My Backup Plan"
"How I Met Your Mother--wait for it--she died and now I want to bang your Aunt Robin...again!"
"How Your Mother Died"
"How I Met Your Mother or How To Undo 9 Seasons of Character Development in Under One Hour"
"How I met your stepmother"
"How I Made You Mad. How I Messed with Your Mind. How I Broke Your Heart"
"How I used your mother to get the children aunt Robin couldn't have"
"How I Went Back To Your Aunt Robin 20 Times"
"How I Met the Love of my Life and Couldn't Get Her to Sleep with Me Until She Was 45, Alone and Desperate"
"How I Met Your Mother But Was In Love With Your Aunt Robin The Whole Time"
"How I Met Your Mother and then she died and then I got with my friend's ex-wife because my kids told me to"
"How I Hung Out With Your Mom Until I Could Bang My Ex Again"
"HOW I MET MY SOULMATE, SHE DIED, AND I MARRIED YOUR USELESS AUNT"
"How I (Slept with a Bunch of Random Women Before I) Met Your (Dead) Mother (And Decided To Sleep With Your Aunt In The End)"
"How I Wore Down the Woman I Was Obsessed With Until She Finally Pity-Married Me"
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