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    Twitter Joke Trial

    How many times, infuriated with someone have you said the phrase " If so and so doesn't such and such, I'm gonna kill them!" Imagine if suddenly the police came to your door and arrested you for intent to commit a crime. It would be ridiculous. Imagine you said it on Twitter and your tweet was used as evidence that you are on record as intending to commit that crime. You'd think someone was playing a joke on you. "Ok OK - I get it - you're a stripogram, aren't you? Who booked you- was it Stevo?" you'd say." Right do your worst, get the skooshy cream out, so called 'officer' " as you unbuttoned his shirt and exposed their chest.