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Little Brother, not Mushu!

I was 11ish and crying because I was the only kid my age who already had boobs, and they were big girls, and my grandma sat across from me, looked me straight in the eye and went "why are you crying, no one ever kicked me out of bed because my breasts were too big".

They have Krispy Kreme in Canada

I tried to walk out the door when I was 11 because I was convinced my sister wasn't home from a school dance yet and it was way past curfew, so obviously sleep walking me was gonna haul ass to that school and bring her back

My best friend works in a clothing store and is constantly having to clean up USED TAMPONS from the changing rooms. Come on ladies!

This Is Us. All of it.

Nephew started having a huge tantrum because he asked for an onion ring, saying they were his favorite, so I gave him one. He freaked out and started claiming he's never liked onion rings and would never want to eat one. Oh kids.

I went in to get my brows waxed. They did my brows but then decided the rest of my face needed waxing. Fine, okay, it's their job, who am I to tell them how to do it (also I was in too deep, at this point I couldn't say no). So I'm feeling all the pain, as you do, minding my own business,… Read More

When talking about my older siblings I started referring to them as "The kids".

Apple slices and peanut butter!