2. Derek Hale can’t ever swap clothes with his besties, because his body is too ruggedly handsome. :(
It’s because he spends 60% of his day doing pushups in the charred remains of his family home. The other 40% goes to crying silently while watching the sunset from his porch.
6. Derek Hale’s most popular love interest is a teenage boy.
Don’t pretend like you wouldn’t watch the hell out of that movie.
But seriously, nobody likes teenage boys.
10. Derek Hale just found out his baby sister was alive, only to have her go crazy and try to murder him!
She wasn’t dead, Derbear. She was just being hidden from you by a pack of Alphas so that she could one day murder you while all whacked out on full moon juice! Because your life is terrible.
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