1.This person who's convinced "having a personal brand online" is more valuable than a literal billion dollars:
2.This person who might possibly have the worst take on the meaning of life:
3.This person who thinks a good work/life balance means taking work calls on the sidelines at their kid’s football game:
4.This bride who respects the grind more than her husband:
5.This person who thinks working a 60 to 80-hour work week is "cool":
6.This clearly out-of-touch person who suggests ringing random doorbells to get ahead:
7.This person who thinks if things are going well, they're not working hard enough:
8.This person who proves that when you're deep in that "grindset," everything can be a teachable moment (and I would argue the "lesson" here is that rich people have the privilege to work less, but okay):
9.This person who's trying to motivate people, but comes off as just kind of sad:
10.This self-described "hustler" who can't remember what friends are for:
11.This person who suggests that sometimes you need to literally die in order to be successful:
12.This motivational speaker who finds any excuse to talk about the hustle, even if it involves being shit on by a bird:
13.This person who thinks people in their 20s don't have a life yet and that the whole decade should really only be for "grinding":
14.This person who sees meditation, napping, and calling their dad as all part of their "work":
15.This crying CEO who just can't seem to turn it off, even after a death in the family...and even after he says there's more to life than work:
16.This boss who sees getting paid for a job as an "extra perk":
17.This person who thinks "most people" would choose to spend time with Elon Musk over free money:
18.This person who gets ready for work the same way a kid gets ready for Disney World:
19.This company praising their project coordinator who provided a label-making company with a new lead while their newborn was in the hospital:
20.This person who puts work over their own emotional and physical wellbeing, their family, and the health of their coworkers...just to "make it":
21.This person who thinks people who can't afford record gas prices are just not working hard enough:
22.This person who thinks being poor is a "mindset":
23.This person who's too busy for dating, or anything really, because they're building a whole-ass empire:
24.And finally, this person who talks about work like it's the military: