These Are 17 Of The Worst, Most Absurd, And Most Infuriating Takes I've Seen Recently, And It's Terrifying That People Actually Think These Things

    "A woman may not be in the mood to change a poopy diaper, but she does it anyway. Why can't she apply the same resolve when it comes to her own husband?"

    People have always had their hills that they were willing to die on. But since we live our entire lives online these days, now more than ever, we get to witness the most...interesting hills full of just the strangest, most absurd, and most rage-inducing opinions you've ever seen. Here are 17 such takes:

    1. Laughing out loud = arrogant.

    "In my experience the use of LOL is a marker for narcissism."

    2. If you're from a blue state, you shouldn't be allowed to vote in a red state — at least AT FIRST.

    A poll saying people moving to red states from blue should wait years to vote

    3. Charge your friends for...being your friends.

    "Normalize asking your friends to send you an invoice for taking time out of their schedule to help you with work problems."

    4. Carrying things? That's JUST for women.

    "The only things men should be carrying around are his wallet and a pocketknife."

    5. If a wife reluctantly changes their child's diaper, she can definitely reluctantly have sex with me.

    "Why can't she apply the same resolve when it comes to her own husband?"

    6. Let's keep poor people poor, so I can keep getting richer.

    "Not every job should have a living wage."

    7. The only — and I mean ONLY — reason women don't sleep with me is because of feminism.

    "They killed my kids"

    8. "Womanhood" means cooking and cleaning for me, a man.

    "They don't understand you're supposed to wake up before the man does so you can prepare coffee, etc."

    9. Let's brand women with trivial numbers so I can feel superior.

    "Women who are not Virgins should be required to have their body count branded or tattood on their foreheads."

    10. Women's bodies are not their own.

    "Feminism has shaped people into thinking it's their body."

    11. These three men (who would absolutely take away your rights in a millisecond) are just like these three historic men who fought to expand human rights.

    "Appreciate these men while you still can."

    12. I propose absolutely monstrous trade-offs involving people (and children!) I don't know.

    "It was your inability to understand trade offs and compromise that led directly to you losing your 'rights' when Roe was overturned."

    13. The most mainstream system of measurement, used by every country in the world except for THREE, is a "proven failure."

    "We should start by kicking anyone out of NATO and the EU who is still using metric."

    14. The act of a husband being incredibly in love with his wife is actually extremely gay.

    "Men shouldn't cry at such things."

    15. I hate women so much that this TV show depicting women in the workforce still bothers me, even though it's 50 years old.

    "The mind control behind Laverne an Shirley was simple."

    16. I don't want my child learning about complementary colors. It's the devil's work.

    "I'm all for respecting beliefs but I was completely beside myself."

    17. And finally, there should be a MAXIMUM age for getting married, too.

    "the government may have to pass a max-age of marriage law in the same way we have a minimum age of marriage."