“I think eventually everything’s going to be okay, but I have no idea what’s going to happen next. And neither do any of you, and neither do your parents, because there’s a horse loose in the hospital!”
"The passwords that passed, you correctly guessed, but now it’s time for the robot test!"
"So here’s what you do. You kids get yourselves a money clip. You can get these at any haberdashery."
Fell in love with her
"She’s not gonna do anything else for you. It’s done."
"I lived like a goddamn Ninja Turtle."
"The bread of God is bread. He will bring us bread."
"Time for Street Smarts with Detective J.J. Bittenbinder!"
“He’s not gonna know how to fight back with two little sneakers coming at him.”
“Hey, Dad. Can I have a silver money clip with a $50 bill in it, please? Don’t worry. I’m only going to chuck it into the gutter and run away at the first sign of trouble. The man with the mustache told me to do it.”
“Nothing. I was over on the bench!”