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Prove You're A Real John Mulaney Fan And Fill In All Of These "Kid Gorgeous" Punchlines

Quiz: Can You Remember These John Mulaney Quotes From "Kid Gorgeous"?

Can You Answer All Of These John Mulaney "Kid Gorgeous" Quotes?

“I think eventually everything’s going to be okay, but I have no idea what’s going to happen next. And neither do any of you, and neither do your parents, because there’s a horse loose in the hospital!”

Hospital

"There's a horse loose in the \_\_\_\_\_."

"The passwords that passed, you correctly guessed, but now it’s time for the robot test!"

"Is it an E, or is it a three? That's up to \_\_\_\_\_\_."

"So here’s what you do. You kids get yourselves a money clip. You can get these at any haberdashery."

_Aladdin_

"I wonder if the kid with the \_\_\_\_\_ wallet will be able to help."

"She’s not gonna do anything else for you. It’s done."

Fell in love with her

"Your college is a $120,000 dollar hooker and you're the idiot who \_\_\_\_\_\_\_."

Water

"I didn't drink \_\_\_\_ the entire time."

"The bread of God is bread. He will bring us bread."

"Time for Street Smarts with Detective J.J. Bittenbinder!"

Street

“He’s not gonna know how to fight back with two little sneakers coming at him.”

Rhythm

“Hey, Dad. Can I have a silver money clip with a $50 bill in it, please? Don’t worry. I’m only going to chuck it into the gutter and run away at the first sign of trouble. The man with the mustache told me to do it.”

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Bench

You clearly don't know much about John Mulaney but that's okay because it's never too late to become a fan!

You've been thrown off your rhythm!

You got a few right but not missed a couple, and that means only one thing — you haven't watch _Kid Gorgeous_ enough! Give it another watch!

Good job!

You're clearly a John Mulaney fan! Now go out there, listen to the man with the mustache and get yourself a money clip! Congrats!

STREET SMARTS!

12C Auto Drip Coffeemaker

Juice Extractor

Compact Automatic Bread Maker

Fruit Scoop Frozen Dessert Maker

Cook Fresh&trade; Digital Glass Steamer

Compact Air Fryer Oven

Combo Steam And Convection Oven

Cordless And Rechargeable Smartstick Hand Blender

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