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Prove You're A Real John Mulaney Fan And Fill In All Of These "Kid Gorgeous" Punchlines

Put your street smarts to the test!

  1. "There's a horse loose in the _____."

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Hospital

    “I think eventually everything’s going to be okay, but I have no idea what’s going to happen next. And neither do any of you, and neither do your parents, because there’s a horse loose in the hospital!”

  2. "Is it an E, or is it a three? That's up to ______."

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Ye

    "The passwords that passed, you correctly guessed, but now it’s time for the robot test!"

  3. "I wonder if the kid with the _____ wallet will be able to help."

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Aladdin

    "So here’s what you do. You kids get yourselves a money clip. You can get these at any haberdashery."

  4. "Your college is a $120,000 dollar hooker and you're the idiot who _______."

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Fell in love with her

    "She’s not gonna do anything else for you. It’s done."

  5. "I didn't drink ____ the entire time."

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Water

    "I lived like a goddamn Ninja Turtle."

  6. "____ can't hear you!"

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    God

    "The bread of God is bread. He will bring us bread."

  7. "____ smarts!"

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Street

    "Time for Street Smarts with Detective J.J. Bittenbinder!"

  8. "Throw him off his ____."

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Rhythm

    “He’s not gonna know how to fight back with two little sneakers coming at him.”

  9. "Engraved?______?"

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Question mark

    “Hey, Dad. Can I have a silver money clip with a $50 bill in it, please? Don’t worry. I’m only going to chuck it into the gutter and run away at the first sign of trouble. The man with the mustache told me to do it.”

  10. "I was over on the ____!"

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Bench

    “Nothing. I was over on the bench!”

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