It's Time To Have "The Talk" With Your Pet
Spring has sprung and with the warm weather comes warm feelings. You may have noticed your pet acting a bit friskier than normal. Whether it's the extra pep in their step or they're spending a little too much time burrowed in your underwear drawer, the time has come to have "The Talk" with your pet.
7 Reasons Cats Would Make Great Spies
In the 1960s, there was a top-secret CIA plan to turn cats into Inspector Gadget-type spies. Implanted with radio transmitters and microphones, these kitties were meant to be sent out into situations us conspicuous humans couldn't go. Aside from the hilarious delusion that a cat would ever take orders from a person, the CIA was definitely onto something.
So The Sea Lamprey Has Ruined Your Life
Upon reading about the sea lamprey discovered in New Jersey, my first thought was "My life is ruined. I can't go on knowing this creature exists." While this should have been an opportunity to embrace my inner Agent Scully, clearly despair comes to me more naturally than badassery. So in an effort to promote healing, please allow these cats to take us through the 5 stages of grief.
5 Reasons Pandas Wouldn't Make Good Best Friends
For as long as I can remember, I have been afraid of pandas. Whereas most people watch these and think, "aww!" and "squee!," I'm mesmerized by their demon eyes. In an attempt to justify my insanity, here are 5 reasons that pandas wouldn't make good best friends.