If you're silly enough to own one you've earned the right to do this.
Or "Baby Ts," if you will. Which you shouldn't. And, yes, a few of these are toddlers. Toddlers in baby lists, like oats in Taco Bell "beef," are extenders.
For such small critters, their cheeks have a pretty high capacity for storage. Honestly, it’s a miracle they can unpack everything they've put in.
Aww, there's something peculiar but also very endearing about dogs that can walk upright. Maybe its because they seem all too human when they're standing on their hind legs.
Give your girlfriend the priceless gift of hating you forever. It's all about the presentation.
Chip the Christmas Cat will probably open your presents for you too, if you're not careful. (The Awl, via Sarah.)
Cold cats might be great in the summer, but in the winter cats are best when they're nice and toasty.
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