5. Your Own Makeup
7. Inflatable Furniture
9. Pokemon Cards
“Gambling addiction? What gambling addiction? Come on, Mom and Dad, lend me the dough for just one more pack. I’m good for it, I swear! I’m just going through a rough patch…”
10. A BB Gun
Remember how NOT FUNNY the quote “You’ll shoot your eye out, kid” was when you were actually a kid?!
“You’ll reach technological singularity, thus causing the robot to rebel and kill its human masters, kid.”
18. Shark Shirts
“Mom, Dad, don’t you get it?! It’s like the shark’s ACTUALLY biting through my shirt!”
- Milo Yiannopoulos's book has been canceled after he was accused of defending pedophilia.