10 Delicious Rounds Of "F#@k, Marry, Kill"

    Just how much do you love food?

    Adam Moerder
    by Adam Moerder

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    Bread: Challah, Naan, or Pumpernickel?

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    1. Fuck?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Fuck naan. It's a buttery delight that leaves you in a food coma. Definitely fun, but not marriage material.

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    1. Marry?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Challah is a traditional, religious bread that's always there for you at life's special moments. Say "I do."

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    1. Kill?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Kill pumpernickel. Just look at it! Pure evil.

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    Salads: Cobb, Caesar, or Greek?

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    1. Fuck?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Fuck Cobb. It's got a little something for everyone.

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    1. Marry?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Marry Caesar. One of the most dependable salads, it's also got good bloodlines.

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    1. Kill?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Kill Greek salad. It's just a gyro that doesn't know what it wants to do with its life.

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    Bacon: Green Bean Bacon Bundles, Bacon Jam, or Bacon Wrapped Pretzels?

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    1. Fuck?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Fuck bacon wrapped pretzels. They're laid back and totally not looking for a commitment.

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    1. Marry?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      You ever just get that feeling that you've truly found "the one"? Green bean bacon bundles are like that.

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    1. Kill?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Kill bacon jam. Man should not try to play God with bacon.

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    Cheese: Gouda, Feta, or Brie?

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    1. Fuck?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Brie is always down to clown. Fuck it, but don't try to change it.

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    1. Marry?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Marry feta. Deep down, you know you want to grow old with feta.

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    1. Kill?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Kill Gouda. Sorry, Gouda, but you're boring.

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    Sandwiches: KFC's Double Down, Wendy's Lobster Surf n' Turf Burger, or Carl's Jr.'s Pop-Tart Ice Cream Sandwich?

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    1. Fuck?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Fuck Double Down. At some point in your life, you're gonna succumb to the Double Down. It's okay.

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    1. Marry?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Marry Pop-Tart sandwich. It's like that childhood friend you realize you've been in love with all along.

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    1. Kill?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Kill Lobster Surf n' Turf. SEND IT BACK TO HELL.

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    Crackers: Wheat Thins, Saltines, or Triscuits?

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    1. Fuck?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Fuck Wheat Thins. Admit it, you've woken up in the middle of the night to mess around with a box of these bad boys.

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    1. Marry?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Marry Triscuits. It's not the best-looking cracker out there, but Triscuits will take care of you for life.

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    1. Kill?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Kill saltines. After all, these flavorless wafers are already dead inside.

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    Grilled Meats: Hot Dogs, Hamburgers, or Ribs?

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    1. Fuck?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Fuck ribs. I think it's pretty obvious. They're RIBS.

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    1. Marry?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Marry hamburgers. Just imagine how beautiful your beefy little kids would be.

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    1. Kill?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Kill hot dogs. Put this Frankenstein meat out of its misery.

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    Coffee: Espresso, Latte, or Frappe?

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    1. Fuck?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Fuck espresso. It's a breath-taking jolt that has no long-term plans with you.

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    1. Marry?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Marry latte. Sure, it's not as flashy, but the lows won't be so low.

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    1. Kill?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Kill frappe. It's a stuck-up jerk who's trying to hide its coffee roots.

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    Pastries: Donuts, Croissants, or Cronuts?

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    1. Fuck?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Fuck cronuts. Everybody else is...

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    1. Marry?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Marry croissants. Classy, modest...the one pastry you can feel comfortable bringing home to the 'rents.

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    1. Kill?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Kill donuts. Sorry, donuts, but you're so last decade.

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    Pizza Hut Monstrosities: Double Sensation, Hot Dog Stuffed Crust, or Crown Crust Burger?

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    1. Fuck?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Fuck hot dog stuffed pizza. They're business on the outside, hot greasy mystery meat party on the inside.

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    1. Marry?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Marry Double Sensation. Unlike these other brutes, the Double Sensation's got taste and class. I mean, THREE cheese?!

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    1. Kill?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Kill Crown Crust Burger. There comes a point in technological development where we must say to ourselves, "Just because we CAN make something doesn't mean we SHOULD." In other words, the Crown Crust Burger Pizza has no right to exist.

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