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10 Delicious Rounds Of "F#@k, Marry, Kill"

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  1. Fuck?

    Challah
    Challah
    Naan
    Naan
    Pumpernickel
    Pumpernickel
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Fuck naan. It's a buttery delight that leaves you in a food coma. Definitely fun, but not marriage material.

10 Delicious Rounds Of "F#@k, Marry, Kill"

  1. Marry?

    Challah
    Challah
    Naan
    Naan
    Pumpernickel
    Pumpernickel
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Challah is a traditional, religious bread that's always there for you at life's special moments. Say "I do."

10 Delicious Rounds Of "F#@k, Marry, Kill"

  1. Kill?

    Challah
    Challah
    Naan
    Naan
    Pumpernickel
    Pumpernickel
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Kill pumpernickel. Just look at it! Pure evil.

10 Delicious Rounds Of "F#@k, Marry, Kill"

  1. Fuck?

    Cobb
    Cobb
    Caesar
    Caesar
    Greek
    Greek
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Fuck Cobb. It's got a little something for everyone.

10 Delicious Rounds Of "F#@k, Marry, Kill"

  1. Marry?

    Cobb
    Cobb
    Caesar
    Caesar
    Greek
    Greek
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Marry Caesar. One of the most dependable salads, it's also got good bloodlines.

10 Delicious Rounds Of "F#@k, Marry, Kill"

  1. Kill?

    Cobb
    Cobb
    Caesar
    Caesar
    Greek
    Greek
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Kill Greek salad. It's just a gyro that doesn't know what it wants to do with its life.

10 Delicious Rounds Of "F#@k, Marry, Kill"

  1. Fuck?

    Green Bean Bacon Bundles
    Green Bean Bacon Bundles
    Bacon Jam
    Bacon Jam
    Bacon Wrapped Pretzels
    Bacon Wrapped Pretzels
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Fuck bacon wrapped pretzels. They're laid back and totally not looking for a commitment.

10 Delicious Rounds Of "F#@k, Marry, Kill"

  1. Marry?

    Green Bean Bacon Bundles
    Green Bean Bacon Bundles
    Bacon Jam
    Bacon Jam
    Bacon Wrapped Pretzels
    Bacon Wrapped Pretzels
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    You ever just get that feeling that you've truly found "the one"? Green bean bacon bundles are like that.

10 Delicious Rounds Of "F#@k, Marry, Kill"

  1. Kill?

    Green Bean Bacon Bundles
    Green Bean Bacon Bundles
    Bacon Jam
    Bacon Jam
    Bacon Wrapped Pretzels
    Bacon Wrapped Pretzels
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Kill bacon jam. Man should not try to play God with bacon.

10 Delicious Rounds Of "F#@k, Marry, Kill"

  1. Fuck?

    Gouda
    Gouda
    Feta
    Feta
    Brie
    Brie
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Brie is always down to clown. Fuck it, but don't try to change it.

10 Delicious Rounds Of "F#@k, Marry, Kill"

  1. Marry?

    Gouda
    Gouda
    Feta
    Feta
    Brie
    Brie
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Marry feta. Deep down, you know you want to grow old with feta.

10 Delicious Rounds Of "F#@k, Marry, Kill"

  1. Kill?

    Gouda
    Gouda
    Feta
    Feta
    Brie
    Brie
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Kill Gouda. Sorry, Gouda, but you're boring.

10 Delicious Rounds Of "F#@k, Marry, Kill"

  1. Fuck?

    Double Down
    Double Down
    Lobster Surf n' Turf
    Lobster Surf n' Turf
    Pop-Tart Sandwich
    Pop-Tart Sandwich
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Fuck Double Down. At some point in your life, you're gonna succumb to the Double Down. It's okay.

10 Delicious Rounds Of "F#@k, Marry, Kill"

  1. Marry?

    Double Down
    Double Down
    Lobster Surf n' Turf
    Lobster Surf n' Turf
    Pop-Tart Sandwich
    Pop-Tart Sandwich
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Marry Pop-Tart sandwich. It's like that childhood friend you realize you've been in love with all along.

10 Delicious Rounds Of "F#@k, Marry, Kill"

  1. Kill?

    Double Down
    Double Down
    Lobster Surf n' Turf
    Lobster Surf n' Turf
    Pop-Tart Sandwich
    Pop-Tart Sandwich
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Kill Lobster Surf n' Turf. SEND IT BACK TO HELL.

10 Delicious Rounds Of "F#@k, Marry, Kill"

  1. Fuck?

    Wheat thins
    Wheat thins
    Saltines
    Saltines
    Triscuits
    Triscuits
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Fuck Wheat Thins. Admit it, you've woken up in the middle of the night to mess around with a box of these bad boys.

10 Delicious Rounds Of "F#@k, Marry, Kill"

  1. Marry?

    Wheat Thins
    Wheat Thins
    Saltines
    Saltines
    Triscuits
    Triscuits
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Marry Triscuits. It's not the best-looking cracker out there, but Triscuits will take care of you for life.

10 Delicious Rounds Of "F#@k, Marry, Kill"

  1. Kill?

    Wheat Thins
    Wheat Thins
    Saltines
    Saltines
    Triscuits
    Triscuits
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Kill saltines. After all, these flavorless wafers are already dead inside.

10 Delicious Rounds Of "F#@k, Marry, Kill"

  1. Fuck?

    Hot Dogs
    Hot Dogs
    Hamburgers
    Hamburgers
    Ribs
    Ribs
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Fuck ribs. I think it's pretty obvious. They're RIBS.

10 Delicious Rounds Of "F#@k, Marry, Kill"

  1. Marry?

    Hot Dogs
    Hot Dogs
    Hamburgers
    Hamburgers
    Ribs
    Ribs
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Marry hamburgers. Just imagine how beautiful your beefy little kids would be.

10 Delicious Rounds Of "F#@k, Marry, Kill"

  1. Kill?

    Hot Dogs
    Hot Dogs
    Hamburgers
    Hamburgers
    Ribs
    Ribs
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Kill hot dogs. Put this Frankenstein meat out of its misery.

10 Delicious Rounds Of "F#@k, Marry, Kill"

  1. Fuck?

    Espresso
    Espresso
    Latte
    Latte
    Frappe
    Frappe
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Fuck espresso. It's a breath-taking jolt that has no long-term plans with you.

10 Delicious Rounds Of "F#@k, Marry, Kill"

  1. Marry?

    Espresso
    Espresso
    Latte
    Latte
    Frappe
    Frappe
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Marry latte. Sure, it's not as flashy, but the lows won't be so low.

10 Delicious Rounds Of "F#@k, Marry, Kill"

  1. Kill?

    Espresso
    Espresso
    Latte
    Latte
    Frappe
    Frappe
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Kill frappe. It's a stuck-up jerk who's trying to hide its coffee roots.

10 Delicious Rounds Of "F#@k, Marry, Kill"

  1. Fuck?

    Donuts
    Donuts
    Croissants
    Croissants
    Cronuts
    Cronuts
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Fuck cronuts. Everybody else is...

10 Delicious Rounds Of "F#@k, Marry, Kill"

  1. Marry?

    Donuts
    Donuts
    Croissants
    Croissants
    Cronuts
    Cronuts
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Marry croissants. Classy, modest...the one pastry you can feel comfortable bringing home to the 'rents.

10 Delicious Rounds Of "F#@k, Marry, Kill"

  1. Kill?

    Donuts
    Donuts
    Croissants
    Croissants
    Cronuts
    Cronuts
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Kill donuts. Sorry, donuts, but you're so last decade.

10 Delicious Rounds Of "F#@k, Marry, Kill"

  1. Fuck?

    Double Sensation
    Double Sensation
    Hot Dog Stuffed Crust
    Hot Dog Stuffed Crust
    Crown Crust Burger
    Crown Crust Burger
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Fuck hot dog stuffed pizza. They're business on the outside, hot greasy mystery meat party on the inside.

10 Delicious Rounds Of "F#@k, Marry, Kill"

  1. Marry?

    Double Sensation
    Double Sensation
    Hot Dog Stuffed Crust
    Hot Dog Stuffed Crust
    Crown Crust Burger
    Crown Crust Burger
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Marry Double Sensation. Unlike these other brutes, the Double Sensation's got taste and class. I mean, THREE cheese?!

10 Delicious Rounds Of "F#@k, Marry, Kill"

  1. Kill?

    Double Sensation
    Double Sensation
    Hot Dog Stuffed Crust
    Hot Dog Stuffed Crust
    Crown Crust Burger
    Crown Crust Burger
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Kill Crown Crust Burger. There comes a point in technological development where we must say to ourselves, "Just because we CAN make something doesn't mean we SHOULD." In other words, the Crown Crust Burger Pizza has no right to exist.

10 Delicious Rounds Of "F#@k, Marry, Kill"