1. You're left with a card graveyard (womp womp):
2. The gift options are even worse:
3. You'll try and make a last-minute dinner, but it's a sad disaster:
4. That goes double for your desserts:
5. Your romantic craft is half-finished and not what you had hoped:
6. All of the roses have gone over the hill:
7. You probably won't be able to find a bear:
8. You briefly consider giving cash:
9. The only remaining chocolates in the grocery store are the abandoned ones:
10. Your card is a bunch of scribbled nonsense:
11. You know your significant other doesn't like balloons, but you're out of options:
