Timing in real life is not as perfect.
And on that note, no one in real life breaks into song and dance.
It is highly unlikely that you will win a ten-on-one fight after being shot.
Just because your intentions are pure, it doesn't make you invincible.
But then again, what is logic?
The laws of physics have nothing on Bollywood.
The hanky-panky passed off as "love at first sight" is actually kind of creepy if/when executed in real life.
Half the things these characters get away with can get you 10-15 years.
No one in the world has enough time for the malarkey that comes with such "true love."
And finally, no one wakes up like this (flawless).
But despite its delusional sense of reality, you are genetically predisposed to love Bollywood if you are Desi.
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