26 Signs Schmidt From "New Girl" Should Be Your New Best Friend

Wait — you can't find your driving moccasins either? BESTIES!

1. Do you know what's wrong with the world? So does Schmidt!

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The two of you would be the voices of reason in your friend group.

2. Do you fully admit that you're damn awesome? Perfect!

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It'd be a constant confidence party if the two of you were friends!

3. But do you also sometimes you do need reassurance? No biggie!

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That would be another plus of being best friends: you'd always reassure each other of how flawless you both are!

4. Are you ever lonely? Well, you're not the only one!

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If you're BFFs, you'll always be there to keep each other company!

5. Are you very curious? Awesome!

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You and Schmidt would have the best time gossiping because you'd always know everyone else's business.

6. Are you a killer dancer? Hell yes!

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The pair of you would be unstoppable in the club.

7. Are you an absolute master of sass? Join the club!

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Admittedly, any argument would be the attitude showdown of the year. But of course you'd make up super fast because, hello, besties.

8. Can you take a compliment? Whoo!

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Brush up those compliment-accepting skills, 'cause you're bound to get a lot of them with Schmidt as a best friend!

9. Are you super fashionable? You better be!

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BFF shopping trips would be AH-MAZING.

10. Are you a tortured soul? Wonderful!

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You could share in each other's angst.

11. Do you love a good scandal? Excellent!

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Again- the gossiping would be incredible. SO SCANDY.

12. Are you not a fan of youths? You're not alone!

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You know you'd hold each other back if any youths got too up in your face.

13. Do you refuse defeat? Fantastic!

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Direct quote, Scott Caan.

You'd be an unstoppable team of success!

14. Have you made some questionable choices? Don't worry!

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Schmidt would totes help you get past your mistakes- after all, he has made some as well!

15. Are you up to date on pop culture? Swaggy!

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The two of you would SO win the Iron Throne.

16. Do your friends come to you for advice? Fabulous!

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You'd be like two wise, attractive owls.

17. Can you be a bit immature? Of course you can!

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You and Schmidt would have the best light-hearted, teasing banter!

18. Do you know exactly what you want? Magnificent!

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There would be no beating around the bush in your friendship- you'd get straight to the point!

19. Are you sensitive? Superb!

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You'd always have a shoulder to cry on (and/or with)!

20. Are you insightful? Naturally!

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The two of you would be able to make sense of this insane world.

21. Do you know how the sex works? Let's hope so!

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You'd be able to have informed (and mature?) discussions/dish sessions.

22. Do you live for the weekend? Boom!

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Gotta get down on Friday. And, boy, would the two of you get down.

23. Are you highly cultured? Bien sûr*!

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*The two of you would definitely know that that means 'of course.'

24. Are you a connoisseur of analogies? Delightful!

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Your conversations would be positively rife with figurative language.

25. Are you proud of your culture? Damn straight!

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Your dynamic duo would be known for repping your roots with hella pride.

26. And, last but never least, are you a total BAMF? YOU BETCHA!

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That pretty much settles it: you and Schmidt are meant to be.