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23 Church Signs That Are Better At Humor Than You
No sign should be this sassy.
They don't beat around the bush.
For heaven's sakes, everyone stop!
*Puts on black frame glasses*
No Katy Perry fans here.
Gettin' jiggy with pop culture.
.... Is that really what you want to say?
I don't think I want that.
Can't find him in the phone book.
Yes, but is there unlimited texting?
This is some Sweeney Todd business here.
Do you also treat headaches?
Throwing shade, level: Church marquee
Whoever thought of this was SO proud.
That's one way of looking at it.
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