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21 People Who Definitely Can't Be Trusted

You can't spell "trust" without "u(r shady as hell).

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1. People who didn't have an awkward phase:

2. Those unfamiliar with '90s hip-hop:

Dont trust anyone who doesnt know the lyrics to "Juicy" by Notorious B.I.G

JEFF@RFRDRGNFollow

Dont trust anyone who doesnt know the lyrics to "Juicy" by Notorious B.I.G

1:28 AM - 20 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

3. Motivated morning people:

I dont trust anyone who looks good for an 8am class

Ashlee Herridge@ashleeherridgeFollow

I dont trust anyone who looks good for an 8am class

2:33 PM - 19 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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4. People who care about current affairs:

i seriously dont trust anyone who finds politics interesting

golden maknae@teayungs

i seriously dont trust anyone who finds politics interesting

9:13 AM - 21 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

5. Those with the combined love of fruit and nighttime:

PEOPLE I DONT TRUST: Anyone who eats fruit when it's dark

Fin Taylor@FinTaylorcomedyFollow

PEOPLE I DONT TRUST:

Anyone who eats fruit when it's dark

11:35 AM - 19 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Yea, I don't get it either.

6. Muffin lovers:

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7. People who do prefer bagels but like them plain:

i dont trust anyone who doesn't like strawberry cream cheese

char@charlottafunnnnFollow

i dont trust anyone who doesn't like strawberry cream cheese

1:36 PM - 17 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

8. Ren and Stimpy mega-fans:

I dont trust anyone who puts any other cartoon show over Adventure Time

Lauren@lauren_266Follow

I dont trust anyone who puts any other cartoon show over Adventure Time

8:53 AM - 16 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

9. Casual head-wear connoisseurs:

I cant trust anyone who wears a fedora casually

clay stanley@claystanley1Follow

I cant trust anyone who wears a fedora casually

4:57 PM - 05 Jul 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

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10. Licorice lovers:

$toney $limson??@iMisfit420Follow

I dont trust anyone who eats the black jelly beans

4:01 PM - 15 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

11. The large-thumbed population:

I DONT TRUST ANYONE WHO TYPES ON THEIR IPHONE SIDEWAYS

ÿÿÿÿ@barfchanFollow

I DONT TRUST ANYONE WHO TYPES ON THEIR IPHONE SIDEWAYS

8:15 AM - 31 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

12. Early-rising optimists:

i dont trust anyone who smiles before 9am

-@_FRH_Follow

i dont trust anyone who smiles before 9am

10:02 PM - 15 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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13. People who are into the whole brevity thing:

i dont trust anyone who uses 'u' instead of 'you' when they have plenty of characters left in their tweet

Name cannot be blank@skipz90210

i dont trust anyone who uses 'u' instead of 'you' when they have plenty of characters left in their tweet

8:31 PM - 14 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

14. Fans of having non-garlicky breath:

i dont trust anyone who doesnt like garlic bread

gill is trill@gillistrillFollow

i dont trust anyone who doesnt like garlic bread

7:31 PM - 17 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

15. Left-wingers in the whole crunchy versus soft tortilla debate:

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16. People with unique haircuts (or long heads):

This dude in my neighborhood got 7 inch long sideburns..I dont trust anyone who's sideburns are longer than 5 inches. I got my eye on u bruh

Brian Price@bsport12

This dude in my neighborhood got 7 inch long sideburns..I dont trust anyone who's sideburns are longer than 5 inches. I got my eye on u bruh

8:37 PM - 30 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

17. Fans of popular pot-luck dishes:

18. Cat people:

i dont trust anyone who prefers cats over dogs

emily@godmalik

i dont trust anyone who prefers cats over dogs

8:43 PM - 19 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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So you don't trust Ed Sheeran?

19. Those with chilly feet:

i dont trust anyone who sleeps with socks ON...

Julio Rivera@JULIO_CRS_Follow

i dont trust anyone who sleeps with socks ON...

8:29 PM - 01 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

20. Diners who savor the experience:

i cant trust anyone who eats french fries one fry at a time

Jalil@Jalil_Walker

i cant trust anyone who eats french fries one fry at a time

11:11 PM - 01 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

21. And people who- well, actually, these people might be questionable:

I dont trust anyone who says they dont like pizza. Obviously they dont care about life or anything around them

Stephen Bachem@TheBachem

I dont trust anyone who says they dont like pizza. Obviously they dont care about life or anything around them

12:18 PM - 16 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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