19 Fantastic “Your Momma” Jokes To Make You Feel Like An Eleven-Year-Old Again

What did you just say about my mother?

1. Your momma is so fat that, when she fell in love, she broke it.

2. Your momma is like the sun: big, round, and hard to look at.

3. Your momma is so stupid that, when she heard it was chilly outside, she went to grab a bowl.

4. Your momma is so stupid: she stared at a carton of juice because it said “Concentrate.”

5. Your momma is so fat she’s on both sides of the family.

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6. Your momma is so old that she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

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7. Your momma is so fat she had to get baptized at Sea World.

8. Your momma is so ugly that, when she was born, the doctor threw her to the wolves- and the wolves threw her back.

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9. Your momma is so fat that her shadow leaves a footprint.

10. Your momma is so poor she can’t even pay attention.

11. Your momma is so ugly that her mirror quit.

12. Your momma is so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass.

13. Your momma is so clumsy that she tripped over a cordless phone.

14. Your momma is so fat her patronus is a cake.

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Guess she’ll have to try Sears.

15. Your momma is so dumb that she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

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16. Your momma is so fat she uses the equator as a belt.

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17. Your momma is so stupid she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

18. Your momma is so stupid she put quarters in her ears and said she was listening to 50 Cent.

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19. Your momma is so fat that she can’t even jump to a conclusion.

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