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19 Awe-Inspiringly Perfect Moments Of Historical Sass
BOW DOWN to the sass-masters of the past.
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." -- Groucho Marx
"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." -- Winston Churchill
"[Ernest Hemingway] has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." -- William Faulkner
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." -- Mark Twain
"He is a self-made man and worships his creator." -- John Bright
"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up." -- Paul Keating
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." -- Oscar Wilde
"He has Van Gogh's ear for music." -- Billy Wilder
"He had delusions of adequacy." -- Walter Kerr
"[They use] statistics as a drunken man uses lamp posts- for support rather than illumination." -- Andrew Lang
"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork." -- Mae West
"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him." -- Forrest Tucker
"In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily." -- Charles, Count Talleyrand
"He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others." -- Samuel Foote
"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." -- Stephen Bishop
"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it." -- Moses Hadas
"There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure." -- Jack E. Leonard
"They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge." -- Thomas Brackett Reed
"He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of anyone I know." -- Abraham Lincoln
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