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15 Feisty Ways To Insult People Like A Disney Character

If you're not using cartoons to drive a point home, you're just not doing it right.

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2. If you hear someone say something just too stupid for words, your perfect response comes from Alice in Wonderland:

3. If you have to deal with a group of jerks, quote Mrs. Banks from Mary Poppins:

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Accompanying gesture: Speak gracefully over your shoulder while you walk away like royalty

7. If a complete idiot is yapping your ear off, reach into your Oliver and Company arsenal:

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Accompanying gesture: Casually polish your nails on your shirt while making direct eye contact

8. If someone just won't let their feelings show, use this gem from Tarzan:

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Accompanying gesture: Soap opera level drama- exasperated hands, massive shrugs, pacing, etc

10. If a pretentious ass won't back off, Beauty and the Beast offers the perfect quip:

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Accompanying gesture: The best, most attractive sneer you can manage

Extra points 'cause they probably won't know what 'primeval' means.

11. If you just can't wrap your head around someone's stupidity, there's only one thing to say:

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Accompanying gesture: The slightest of condescending head-shakes

13. If your least favorite person refuses to stop talking, Treasure Planet's Captain Amelia can put the words right in your mouth:

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