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1. "They lie deadly that tell you you have good faces."
2. "This sanguine coward, this bed-presser, this horseback-breaker, this huge hill of flesh!"
3. "I think thy horse will sooner con an oration than thou learn a prayer without book."
4. "Methinks't thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee."
5. "I desire we may be better strangers."
6. "Thou art the son and heir of a mongrel bitch."
7. "More of your conversation would infect my brain."
8. "Thou art unfit for any place but hell."
9. "Thy words are blunt and so art thou."
10. "Thou damned and luxurious mountain goat."
11. "Sanctimonious pirate."
12. "No more brain than a stone."
13. "Dissembling harlot, thou art false in all."
14. "Tempt not too much the hatred of my spirit, for I am sick when I do look on thee."
15. "Thou hast in thy skull no more brain than I have in mine elbows."
In conclusion, William Shakespeare = the original sass-master.
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