Zac Efron was on Ellen and decided to show off his insane abs, which were literally better than his own wax figure's abs.
Ellen surprised Zac with his new Madame Tussauds wax figure.
Then Ellen brought out the wax figure.
He touched his wax figure's armpit hair, which was oddly hot.
Ellen pointed out that it even had defined veins, known to the disgustingly thirsty people like myself as "dick roots."
And Zac, being so gracious, confirmed the factual accuracy of said dick roots.
He went a step further...
What in the God's good name?!
Lastly, he showed off his bulging arm veins.
That's it. That's the post.
