Zac Efron was on Ellen and decided to show off his insane abs, which were literally better than his own wax figure's abs. NBC Universal Ellen surprised Zac with his new Madame Tussauds wax figure. NBC Universal Then Ellen brought out the wax figure. NBC Universal My senses were tingling. NBC Universal He touched his wax figure's armpit hair, which was oddly hot. NBC Universal Ellen pointed out that it even had defined veins, known to the disgustingly thirsty people like myself as "dick roots." NBC Universal And Zac, being so gracious, confirmed the factual accuracy of said dick roots. NBC Universal He went a step further... NBC Universal ...and bam! Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF LOGO His 37-pack was out. NBC Universal What in the God's good name?! NBC Universal Lastly, he showed off his bulging arm veins. NBC Universal That's it. That's the post. NBC Universal The end.