You Were Definitely The "Rich Friend" If You Got Any Of These Toys For Christmas

If you had a large wooden playhouse, then I don't even want to look at you.

1. A trampoline:

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Even though I'm pretty sure this would have killed me.

2. The Britney 4Wheelers:

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These definitely would have killed me.

3. A zip line:

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Yup, I'd be dead.

4. A rock tumbler:

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I feel like this is "the one that got away." It wasn't that expensive, but I never got it. Maybe I'll buy it to finally fulfill that childhood desire and end this rock tumbler–less chapter of my life.

5. A large wooden playhouse:

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Because duh.

6. A subscription to Nickelodeon magazine:

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"Nickelodeon magazine, please" never worked with my parents.

7. A large collection of chunky VHS tapes:

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I had one or two of these, but it really was about stacking the whole set.

8. A mini car:

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I'd rather have a mini car than a real car, TBH.

9. A robotic animal:

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I'm convinced this is one of those toys nobody actually owned and we just look at pictures of it in 2019 and say we wanted it.

10. The original iPod:

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Pressing the buttons just seemed so satisfying.

11. An iHome with a remote:

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It just looked so sleek.

12. A model-train room:

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I have zero interest in actual model trains; I just thought having a room of them would be cool.

13. A Playmobil house:

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Because this would have been the closest I ever get to owning a mansion.

14. A Princess Diana Beanie Baby:

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The epitome of wealth.

15. A pinball machine:

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No quarters. Unlimited pinball.

16. A car with a TV:

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One of the greatest inventions of all time...until everyone had phones and eliminated the need for these.

17. A Talkboy:

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I wanted a Talkboy specifically to commit credit card fraud.

18. A giant teddy bear:

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No real reason why I wanted it; just thought it was cool.

19. Wooden toys:

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They just felt rich.

20. A flip video camera:

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For about eight months, these were all the rage. Then they became obsolete and everyone totally forgot about them.

21. A play kitchen:

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I feel weak in the knees looking at the play fridge. It's gorgeous.

22. A bunch of American Girl dolls:

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Oh, the games I could have played with an American Girl doll army.

23. A DDR set:

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It was like having the mall inside your house.

24. An i-Zone camera:

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It was actually hilarious how tiny these pictures were.

25. A bottle of J.Lo's Glow perfume.

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Honestly, I just wanted the bottle with the little J.Lo necklace.