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    Posted on Apr 7, 2016

    14 Reasons Kids Today Don't Stand A Chance

    Whitney Houston once said, "I believe that children are our future." That scares me.

    1. Kids then: On their way to a Britney concert in a limo.

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    Kids today: This girl is literally feeding yogurt to a poster.

    2. Kids then: What a lovely group of friends.

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    Kids today: She got "married" to a Harry Styles cardboard cutout in a basement.

    Nope.

    3. Kids then: NSYNC rules!

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    Kids today: Harry Styles threw-up here <3

    4. Kids then: She is shedding a tear.

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    Kids today: She got hit by a car.

    5. Kids then: Showing you their teddy bears.

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    Kids today: Tossing their tampons.

    6. Kids then: L.A. <3 You Spice Girls

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    Kids today: You can mess upon our innocence.

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    ?????????????

    7. Kids then: She got AJ a gift!

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    Also: HIS FACIAL HAIR.

    Kids today: She "saved" the piece of hair that touched Justin Bieber.

    8. Kids then: Sorority squatting in their TRL shirts and long-ass denim skirts.

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    Kids today: Threatening to tear their own limbs off.

    9. Kids then: Cheering for their fave band.

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    Kids today: Destroying Bibles.

    10. Kids then: Cute sign!

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    Kids today: Wait, what?

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    11. Kids then: This is sweet.

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    Kids today: This is torture.

    12. Kids then: Look how excited they are!

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    Kids today: Look how much they "know."

    13. Kids then: She wrote NSYNC on her head.

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    Kids today: He made a tribute about Justin Bieber's vomit.

    14. Kids then: Patiently waiting for an autograph.

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    Kids today: No chill whatsoever.

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