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Is This Thing Actually Ironic Or Not?

An old man turned 98. He won the lottery and died the next day. 

A black fly just flew into your Chardonnay.

You are on death row and just received a pardon two minutes too late and now you're dead. 

It's a free ride when you've already paid. 

It's the good advice that you just didn't take.

So there was this guy named "Mr. Play It Safe." He was afraid to fly. He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye. He waited his whole damn life to take that flight and as the plane crashed down he thought, "Well, isn't this nice."

It's like ray-ee-ain on your wedding day.

It's a free ride when you've already paid.

A no smoking sign on your cigarette break.

It's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife.

It's like meeting the man of your dreams BUT then you meet his beautiful wife?

And isn't it ironic, don't you think? A little too ironic? 

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